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Secret Life of Norrath Pets

Pihole

Sep 26, 2021 • 3 min read

Pets play a crucial role in Norrath, working tirelessly for all of us and sometimes sacrificing their lives, with little to no reward. Let's take a moment to recognize our lovable and adorable companions...

Scragnar's attempt to socialize his pet Loner on playdates with the drovlarg is not having much success.

Some say that over time, your pet begins to resemble you - which is unfortunate if you're a hairy blood-sucking life-tapping werewolf like Sploof.

They all thought the gnome was just bragging, until he pulled out his enormous one-eyed monster for a jaw-dropping show and tell.

Tyrkk works Pihole to death, and then callously discards his pet for Jenarer.

Stampee grows jealous when her bear Jibantik aka Bobo gets more love and attention.

Feeding time for Xabarn is every afternoon in EC tunnel, with tasty gnomes and halflings snacks underneath.

Charmbrokeuhoh's attempt to disguise himself as his own lovable pet does not reduce his chances of death.

Vonekn is at wit's end, as he cannot get his lazy human pet to get off his ass from the RV tunnel.

Peanutzz lovingly encourages his pet take an evolutionary leap out of the pond.

Pihole hopes he brought enough pies for his pet, for the long raft ride ahead.

Arctus tries not to take it personally when his pet Deceite gets a guildinvite to FOH, while he remains guildless.

Zanden's spell goes horribly wrong, as he summons Elton John's toupee as his pet.

But when his pet starts singing Rocket Man, Zanden realizes in horror that he summoned William Shatner's toupee - and walks away before the public shaming could begin.

When the hammer pet comes out, even Sergeant Slate can't help but break it down, while Puxie becomes untouchable.