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In the Wrong Guild?

Ever wonder if you joined the right guild? Here are some things to look out for...

Pihole

• 3 min read
In the Wrong Guild?

Many of us make good friends, and a lifetime of shared memories, as we quest together through Norrath with our guildmates. However, there are signs that you might have picked the wrong guild, if...

You suspect your guildmates are always plotting to push you into a big hole.
Or you find yourself having evil thoughts about pushing guildmates down an icy ramp.
Your guildmates seem to have disappeared for good, abandoning you to fend for yourself.
Your guild gives you a uniform and only assigns you one job - shoveling other people's ****.
It seems like your guild leader is either dead or sleeping, half the time.
Your guildmates force you to work like the other pets, feeding you scraps once in a while.
Your guildmates make you fight in a pit, because they find it funny to see you struggling to get out.
Your guildmates ignore your invite, and would rather go fishing.
Or your sleepy guildmates seem more interested in taking a nap, than grouping with you.
It takes your guild a raid force to camp a DA idol in Highpass Hold.
Your guildmates are constantly shaking their snakes at scantily clad females.
Your guildmates get a little hungrier, every time your name is mentioned.
Your guild leader runs away screaming and crying, at the sight of a mere insect.
You suspect your guild only invited you because you are easily puntable.
Your guildmates show no respect for where you're sitting.
You begin to wonder if your guild wanted to invite you, or just your pet.
You take it personally when your guildmates mysteriously vanish or run away at full speed, every time you arrive.
You find it odd that your guildmates always want you to entertain others with song and dance, but without any of your clothes on.
You try your hardest to help your guild, and they still confuse you with some rando.
Your guild forces you to give up your real name, and brainwashes you into being a trained healer/assassin.

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