Have you noticed fellow adventurers' eyes glaze over, as they appear motionless for minutes, hours, or even days? Where might these soulless zombies have gone? Well wonder no longer, with my new Othmir friend Bloogy Shellcracker and his new ingredients (check out his otter milk), and the help of my enchanter friends, I've created a recipe for what I am calling "Dreamcatcher's Pie". One whiff of this pie, and we will have the ability to peer into the minds of these slumbering adventurers in their reveries as they escape from Norrath. Let's take a look, shall we?
Well there you have it folks - we've seen some really disturbing dreams, and if you need a mem blur, find your nearest enchanter. I'm destroying these pies, and burning this recipe. This is clearly the darkest of dark magics, worse than any form of necromancy. I'm headed back to bake some regular pies now - don't go AFK too long now!